Boy: I saw you at another mall.
Willie: Well, I’m happy for you.
Boy: If you really are Santa, you could do magic.
Willie: Wanna see some magic? OK, let’s watch you disappear!
Kid: Your beard’s not real.
Willie: No shit! It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn’t clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No, it was her sister.
Willie (Billy Bob Thorton), el ácido Papá Noel de Bad Santa, nos da dos muestras de su humor navideño. Merry Christmas!